"Hola señoras" (photo: PandP)
|Me and Mauricio (photo: PandP)|
|Mauricio's Risa de perro (photo:PandP)|
He replied, "Koa es Risa de perro, Usted sabe, Koa es un hiena."
Translation: "Koa is a laughing dog, you know, Koa is a hyena."
Apparently the lady sitting next to us who definitely had her eye on something tall dark and Latino understood Spanish because she very cautiously moved to the other side of the room. Her loss. We ended up drinking a lot of Belgium beer and heading home in a rather anticlimactic fashion.
I have a bar bike. I use it for two purposes, I either tow my kid and dog with it or I ride it to the bar. I use it in these instances because it works really well for hauling my family and if it gets stolen, I wouldn't be too upset like I would with some of my other bikes.
In this particular instance my bar bike and I were invited by the worst cyclist in the Bay Area and some other friends to watch our local ice skating team.
|San Jose's ice skating team the Sharks (photo: PandP)|
|The Bay Area's worst cyclist (photo: PandP)|
|The Bay Area's worst riding on the sidewalk (photo: PandP)|
|Pants that were too flared to begin with (photo: PandP)|
|My bike security Guy, really his name is Guy (photo: PandP)|
She said, "what do you mean? What are you doing tonight?"
"It's pub night," I replied.
"You don't have a pub night," she said.