Fave Quotes

I've decided to add this page because my Fave often says things to me that are worth not forgetting. 

"Could you mail a dead animal to someone?" - My Fave 

"Your face smells like a head." - My Fave 

"If you got me a blonde beer instead of a brunette one, I would drink it." - My Fave  

"Can you not be an ass?" - My Fave

"Hand me your stick so I can get the gooey white stuff off." - My Fave